Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for October 08, 2019

I would vote for Chair over anyone either of the Republicrat factions are capable of puking up.

Biased? Of course he’s not biased. Look at all those categories he’d be willing to elect.

Chair’s motto of “Sit on me while I stand up for you” went over quite well with voters who hear voices from inanimate objects.

I want a rabid wolverine now!

I would gladly vote for the chair over the current resident in the White House anyday.