Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 09, 2018

Try finding your keester with both hands. If you can do that, I’ll help with your glasses.

I was looking for two small circles on his forehead to find his contacts…..

Well at least he’s using his head, now if he could only not make a spectacle of himself.

A better one, I’m on the phone last night with a friend and I look where I usually put the phone and it isn’t there and I panic. Duh!

Put on that other pair of glasses, till you find them.

This is funny and oh so true!

I was exiting my sister’s car one day and was searching and searching and starting to panic looking my cane (I rarely use it). I finally found it…….in my hand.

As Fred Mertz said, “If they was a snake, they’d a bit me.”

My son lost the remote control one day and after a full day of searching we still came up empty until I happened to open the refrigerator and found it right there next to the milk.

will never put my glasses on a chair again.sat on them twice.

You’ll have to put on your specs to find them.

BTDT