Monty by Jim Meddick for March 17, 2018

I tried to read a dictionary once, I gave up on it when I couldn’t follow the plot line.

Since when do robots EAT?

He broke the forth wall!

I am agape with always amazing amusement that I ascribe to the absurdly awesome antics of this animated artist.

He has a B additude.

Years ago, I bought Vanna White’s autobiography. It was unreadable. I found that I also had to buy the vowels.

He’s only up to the B’s, and he’s already forgotten the A’s.

I always enjoyed reading the dictionary. But instead of a linear A-B-C… approach like Monty’s, I would browse at random, dipping in Here and There. The results were more satisfying, less obvious….

Poor Monty. Didn’t you learn anything at the A’s? Avoid alliteration at any and all actionable accounts.

Him and Tiffany Aching. (He’s in good company!)

That Treachery of Images on the wall reads at the bottom: “Ceci n’est pas une pipe”