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I was in a fancy restaurant when I still wore contacts. Couldn’t read up close with them, and it was too dark to read at arm’s length. The waiter saw me and handed me a little flashlight.
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 7 years ago
No, thank you to the waiter, you are welcome to your wife.
tcayer almost 7 years ago
I was in a fancy restaurant when I still wore contacts. Couldn’t read up close with them, and it was too dark to read at arm’s length. The waiter saw me and handed me a little flashlight.
david_42 almost 7 years ago
Never go to a restaurant where it is too dark to see the menu; you can’t see the food either and there is probably a reason for that.