Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 27, 2018

Danger Ginger Ranger

Forget the bird of prey, the lightning bolt, and the bombs… those spatulas are horrifying!! (No, you are not seeing double. Those really are two exclamation points.)

The good news? No sporks ….

Is this cookie on its way one of the many fine job opportunities in Froglandia? Hmm.. sooty-digit counter, pickle surveillance technician, hellish salesperson, 3hourtour-comment decipherer, prettyfeet sniffer, Brass Orchid polisher, FA subscriber number protester. How many jobs did I forget?

You a cookie monster to me, now I be cookie monster to yooou!

With an icing stare, he surveyed the street. The traffic seemed light, but there was always death from above to be taken into account. He intended to put paid to that account.

Legally he should be at the gay wedding reception, or not?

Drury Lane there is a falcon doing photo bombs

Of every head he’s had the pleasure to snatch

I love dry British humor. Pass the tea, please!

I hate it when that happens.

All trained up to be the chief of staff at the White House.

Turner strikes again!

He’s rolling in the dough!

At least, we got the drop on him, unless that line bombed. Of course, we could flipped off with the spatulas.

I love my job.

Wish that they had more for me to do.

Back in the days of the ridiculously slow national speed limit and CB radios, my CB handle was the Gingerbread Man.

He took a bad dose of reality.

There’s always something so enigmatic about Frog Applause.

Sweet curb side pickups.

Everyone thinks he’s a smart-ass critic! “You can’t catch me, I’m a gingerbread man” is just taken as a challenge, to be met at all costs, whether by Bird of Prey, Bomb, or Spatulas! As fast as lightning, or faster, the veteran scud traverses the residential street of two-flat row houses, London-like, while a lone neighbor witnesses the artistic drama foregrounded and hears the plaintive words!

I could have been a gingersnap!

Do you also dislike the day when you get paid.?

I hope that you arrive to your job in one piece..

It must be nice to have a job that you can do outdoors. In the gentle arms of Mother Nature.