Snoopy once received a very crass rejection letter from a magazine where he kept trying to get his stories published. They told him that his story was stupid, he was a bad writer, they didn’t understand why he kept sending them these stories, they wouldn’t publish any if he paid them, and to just leave them alone and mind his own business!
Ironically, he concluded that THAT was just a form letter, of course.
I wonder…maybe Lucy could have a better income by leaving the advice booth (5¢ per customer) to compose, type, and mail form letters for a celebrity or author.
mjb515 over 6 years ago
Probably will think no one would call themselves a “Nigerian Prince” if they were not one.
F-Flash over 6 years ago
Love conquers all, even Lucille. Snoopy- 1, ………… Lucy – 0.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 6 years ago
I like Snoopy’s world better than Lucy’s. :D
johovey over 6 years ago
Even a form letter can be sincere.
johndifool over 6 years ago
Denial isn’t just a river in Egypt…
Ed_Bickford creator over 6 years ago
ACK! Dog GERMS!!!
summerdog86 over 6 years ago
If it isn’t what you think it is…make something up! A great philosophy Snoopy is good at.
joefearsnothing over 6 years ago
Or…she just doesn’t understand rationalizing!
ToonGuy300 over 6 years ago
“Ugh! I’ve been kissed by a dog! I have dog germs! Get hot water! Get some disinfectant! Get some iodine!”
Charlie Tuba over 6 years ago
How can there be any sin in sincere?
Where is the good in good-bye?
Your apprehensions confuse me dear
Puzzle and mystify.
What can be fair in farewell, dear,
While one single star shines above?
How can there be any sin in sincere?
Aren’t we sincerely in love?
Trond Sätre Premium Member over 6 years ago
Snoopy once received a very crass rejection letter from a magazine where he kept trying to get his stories published. They told him that his story was stupid, he was a bad writer, they didn’t understand why he kept sending them these stories, they wouldn’t publish any if he paid them, and to just leave them alone and mind his own business!
Ironically, he concluded that THAT was just a form letter, of course.
Thechildinme over 6 years ago
I wonder…maybe Lucy could have a better income by leaving the advice booth (5¢ per customer) to compose, type, and mail form letters for a celebrity or author.