Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 26, 2018

We can rule out a future in entomology for Susie.

“Um, “well”, “uh”…. jeez Calvin, you need to work on your presentation, you’re usually so suave and sophisticated… for a 6 year old.

Susie, just smack his hands together

9/10 is still passing.

Calvin’s logic is unassailable.

They say “quit while you’re ahead.” Susie made a wise choice.

And who said romance was dead?

Shame. I really wanted to know what it is. Some suggestions?

Calvin is such a charmer.

Just don’t throw it on her, Calvin!

https://youtu.be/4lYdD9DdLNY

I had a strange dream, last night, where I was attacked by a giant jumping snail. Calvin would have loved that.

9/10, so all 10 of his digits are ooey, gooey and well just gross?

She knows you, kid… give it up.

It’s probably a well chewed Tootsie Roll.

I lived next door to a butcher when I was a kid. A real butcher. The kind that killed and dressed the livestock right there in his pasture. I once took a cow’s eyeball to school in a cottage cheese container (no cottage cheese). I got all sorts of reactions, some similar to Suzie’s. Some unbelieving and had to handle it. It began to stink around 11am.

Bring back LEADINGEDGE!!!

My hunch is that it is some bug-eyed tentacled thing…

Congratulations Go Comics in doubling your clicks – oh wait, its just because of your idiotic ‘Overview’. I’m sure your advertisers don’t mind paying you more for nothing though.

He’s pretty good with fractions for a six-year-old.

In my more childish moments, which can be unpredictable and frequent. I’ll approach my wife with my hands clasped together as in panel 1. Before I can even get out her name, I’ll hear something like, “Get away from me, you sicko!” . I cherish those moments.

Just slap his hands upwards to his face. That’s what I do when someone wants to annoy me.

@MNN2300

I don’t know how much of a difference it makes, but I click on a previous comment on my Profile page and then arrow over to the new ’toon, thus bypassing the Overview.