Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for March 16, 2018

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago

    And Montgomery Burns has every last one of them, in perfect synchronization that renders him immortal. While it lasts.

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    Dani Rice  over 6 years ago

    My sister would have caught every single one.

    One year I sent her a singing card for her birthday. When you opened it, Snoopy sang “The old grey mare/ she ain’t what she used to be.”

    She was not amused.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 6 years ago

    How else are big pharmaceutical companies going to stay in business?

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    bhscolleen  over 6 years ago

    Beware the phrase “at risk of”, because, while we are all “at risk of” everything, the medical industry doesn’t explain the likelihood. Happy trails!

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    edreajr  over 6 years ago

    The way I look at things I am suffering from a terminal disease: life.

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    banjinshiju  over 6 years ago

    Hypochondriac’s unite!

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    InquireWithin  over 6 years ago

    “All those health nuts are gonna look pretty stupid someday, dying of nothing.” – Redd Foxx

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