F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 16, 2018

I’d choose a different hotel, ma’am.

I’ll take… another hotel!

Is there a proper litter box?

Take the bed. You don’t spend much time in your room anyway.

I was recently at a hotel and was woken up, at 2am, by a couple, loudly fighting in the parking lot. Even after the police came, it took another half hour to break them up. So, I’ll take that room with no bed and a territorial cat, any day!

Ooo, give me the room with the cat, any cat! I don’t mind sleeping on the floor, spend my college years doing that!