Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for March 12, 2018

I’ve always felt that contradiction in terms also applied to “Good Morning”.

My personal favorite: ‘compassionate conservative". AKA: ’oxymoron’

Friendly fire. Compassionate politician. Exquisite pain…

Dang political comments!!

Those contradictory things are straight from George Carlin’s routine. A nice tip of the hat.

Honest Politician…

Government intelligence is also contradictory.

alone together

awful good

bitter sweet

cheerful pessimist

conspicuous absence

cruel kindness

definite maybe

devout atheist

dull roar

found missing

genuine imitation

larger half

militant pacifist

peaceful conquest

wise fool

and my personal favorite: working vacation