Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for March 08, 2018

Don’t move. Put your hands behind your back…I said don’t move!

Actually he said “pass the peanuts.” When emotion storms in, logic and memory go out the door.

She signed a waiver!

Is she allowed to waver?

The failure was in believing that she wanted to understand.

An old boss gave advice. Stay away from the women as much as possible. If you have to deal with them, have a witness. I thought at the time he was bonkers, but now I have seen the wisdom and have started following it.

This goes on the fridge alongside “hind lick” maneuver.

As David Byrne sang – no one know how it started and no one know how it will end, the battle continues – women vs men

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute.

If Berk only knew how much laughter he brings to my life.

I don’t remember the old Berk being so reactionary.

#MeTooFriendlyFire#TimesUpCollateralDamage

Anti-Irish! Shame on the cop, the dame, and Steve Dallas!

Poor Steve. Cant win

NEVER, EVER be in a room alone with a woman that you go to school with, work with and various other sundry places where you might have the occasion. There is a new 1984 and it has shifted vastly to the other side.

Don’t laugh people, we are almost there. Only difference will be, the cop will be a woman.

Dammit, man! Another coffee through the nose moment! Hilarious…