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In this day and age
in this big old troubled world
where the little guy aināt got a chance
Thereās only one thing I can think of
that could make a differenceā¦.
If I had a bulldozer
everything would be so fine
I would never have to move it over
never have to stand in line
If I had a bulldozer, thereād be lots lots of parking places
Iād just look for that brand new Corvette
thatās takinā up 2 spaces!
If I had a diesel rig, with a big old blade
treads just like a tank, I would have it made
Courtesy would reign, arguments would cease
ācause everyone would know, Iād squash āem like a cheese!
If I had a bulldozer, my application would go through
my boss would run to get my coat
if I decided to leave by 2
If I had a bulldozer, the IRS would never chide
You know and audit would really go quickly
with a ādozer idling outside!
If I had a diesel rig, with a big old blade
treads just like a tank, I would have it made
Courtesy would reign, arguments abate
ācause everyone would know, Iād squash āem like a grape!
If I had a bulldozer, all the doors would open up
people would treat me with a lot more respect
or Iād knock āem down and squash āem up!
If I had a diesel rig, with a big old blade
The world would be a better place!
LittleSister18 over 14 years ago
Seems like everyoneās on the go these days.
Hello everyone.
hlagallah over 14 years ago
Revenge!!
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Iād say Weenus has had enough!
TheWildSow over 14 years ago
Weenus is a Heywood Banks fan!
In this day and age in this big old troubled world where the little guy aināt got a chance Thereās only one thing I can think of that could make a differenceā¦.
If I had a bulldozer everything would be so fine I would never have to move it over never have to stand in line
If I had a bulldozer, thereād be lots lots of parking places Iād just look for that brand new Corvette thatās takinā up 2 spaces!
If I had a diesel rig, with a big old blade treads just like a tank, I would have it made Courtesy would reign, arguments would cease ācause everyone would know, Iād squash āem like a cheese!
If I had a bulldozer, my application would go through my boss would run to get my coat if I decided to leave by 2 If I had a bulldozer, the IRS would never chide You know and audit would really go quickly with a ādozer idling outside!
If I had a diesel rig, with a big old blade treads just like a tank, I would have it made Courtesy would reign, arguments abate ācause everyone would know, Iād squash āem like a grape!
If I had a bulldozer, all the doors would open up people would treat me with a lot more respect or Iād knock āem down and squash āem up!
If I had a diesel rig, with a big old blade The world would be a better place!
lin4869 over 14 years ago
**TheWildSowā, good one!
ponytail56 over 14 years ago
Dem good ting yo aināt got a deisel rig
electricshadow Premium Member over 14 years ago
Iām havinā a bad bad day Itās about time that I get my way Steamrollinā whatever I see Huh, despicable me
Thank you, Pharell and Jonathan.