Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 28, 2018

Do a sit-up while trying to get an Oreo.

Cheese-flavoured bacon bits.

Before doing the last item, have Rat learn the Heimlich procedure.

Hey… if I  can lift weights, you can too.

Your list doesn’t specify how heavy they have to be.

Myself, I can bench six whole ounces with ease.

I’ve got one on my list : Burp loudly after gobbling all the food.

A jumping Monterey Jack?

I dream of exercising quite a bit, then I wake up!

Note to Steph: Time Exorcise the Idea staff!

Complete a list of exercise goals.

I run my mouth and jump to conclusions after which I am exhausted.

Mine is “Heave myself up from bed”

That does involve the whole body y’ know.

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Pig manages to both impractical and practical at the same time! Quite extraordinary!

I ran a few 5k runs within the past 6 months, so there’s one thing I can achieve.

There’s a loophole in the one with the weights, pig only has to lift two different weights four times.