Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 25, 2018

She has no depreciation for other kids’ toys.

I’d be more worried if it were Chucky on the stand.

All the collectable toys from my youth are “fun worn”. I thought you were supposed to play with them!

Betsy point-a-lot.

Funny! She’s a timeless treasure and in bad tempered condition.

Just pull her string to hear accusations.

I don’t get it

After closer examination, the plaintiff should be much smaller in size : > ]

Listen up doll! See? It’s your job to just look pretty. Let me worry about the depreciating bit.

Me, I like a doll with a little experience, one with the sharp edges worn off.

But perhaps not a resale from the “brothel” they are setting up with dolls in Japan!

I read it too fast – at first glance, I thought the lawyer said “caused you to defecate”.