reminds me of the old joke… “What do you want for your birthday, Hon? fur coat? convertible?…” – “I want a divorce” – “Oh, I wasn’t planning on spending that much.”
Actually, I think somewhere or other it was established that Shoe was divorced FIVE times, but I can’t prove it beyond a reasonable doubt. (And, let’s face it, if you date Shoe you’d better be reasonably doubtful………)
Skeptical Meg over 6 years ago
sigh It’s really not that much. And I didn’t even mention the cigar.
Skeptical Meg over 6 years ago
sigh It’s really not that much. And I didn’t even mention the cigar.
IndyMan over 6 years ago
Now we know why ‘Shoe’ has be divorced three times—at this rate there won’t be a fourth ! ! ! !
Geophyzz over 6 years ago
A humble, sensitive lady wouldn’t ruin a dinner with nagging.
Emptypockets51. over 6 years ago
No cigar jokes outa my mouth today.
stairsteppublishing over 6 years ago
Shoe – none of the above cost money only your time and effort. Oh, that is too much. Forget it.
rshive over 6 years ago
Shoe had better bail out. Her demands now are only difficult. Soon they will become impossible.
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 6 years ago
… wait, did I say that out loud?!
J Short over 6 years ago
Andie Macdowell, in Groundhog Day, describes her ideal man: https://youtu.be/lZHMJ3W2jco
KEA over 6 years ago
reminds me of the old joke… “What do you want for your birthday, Hon? fur coat? convertible?…” – “I want a divorce” – “Oh, I wasn’t planning on spending that much.”
Godfreydaniel over 6 years ago
Actually, I think somewhere or other it was established that Shoe was divorced FIVE times, but I can’t prove it beyond a reasonable doubt. (And, let’s face it, if you date Shoe you’d better be reasonably doubtful………)