Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 21, 2018

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    Bilan  over 6 years ago

    Honestly, do they really think people can drive that well before they get their coffee?

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    Ontman  over 6 years ago

    Obscure observance… It sound’s like something Edie, from ‘Last Of The Summer Wine’ would say.

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    Ninette  over 6 years ago

    Sorry = License to have done.

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    stairsteppublishing  over 6 years ago

    Get a coffee maker that have a pre-set time to start coffee. It is ready when you get up. Have the to-go mug next to it. Pour coffee in mug, put lid on and go. Saves so much more time and aggravation than waiting in line to give and order, waiting in line to pay, waiting in line to get it.

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    pshapley Premium Member over 6 years ago

    In elementary schools, the term “accident” has a specific meaning — a student has to go to the nurse and hope she has spare undies and pants in their size, and the custodian has to do cleanup and disinfecting.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Side-mounted rear-view mirrors are like cat whiskers. If they’re making contact with something, you’re too close, but you haven’t yet done serious damage to anything really expensive.

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    CarolSybrantHill  over 6 years ago

    She was driving Lola’s car, the right fender is in a different time zone.

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