Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for March 11, 2018

30 degrees above where she’s at and 30 degrees below where you’re at? You should have asked her if she was wearing her swim suit.

Hey, we got to single digits here this winter!

And wait ‘til you text her this summer to tell her it’s 85 degrees and you’re roasting.

I have a nephew in Minnesota and a niece in Florida. Blizzard! Hurricane! Let the weather wars begin.

Sounds like parents (in the north east)response if I complain when its sometimes chilly in Florida. Ha ha.

The high temp in Baton Rouge yesterday was 80°

37 degrees here right now.

I live in Houston. Several years ago, we had an ice storm. The streets were completely iced over. On my way to work, I heard the radio say, “The best driving tip I have is to stay away from any car that has a bumper sticker that says ‘Native Houstonian.’” Right after he said it, the van in front of me spun out, and yes, he had that sticker! LOL

50º and foggy right now and predicted to get up to 67º F and foggy today in San Francisco. Getting down into the low 50s with rain tonight and tomorrow.