The Barn by Ralph Hagen for March 23, 2018

Four weak breezes.

I was singing Lightfoot’s “That’s what you get for loving me.”

Quick. Pay him his summer wages. He might fly off with the wild geese.

I think he’s ready for the rubber barn.

Hey, it’s guitar Bob from Andy Capp.

So don’t try to lay no Boogie Woogie on the king of Rock and Roll.

Isn’t he already in Alberta?