Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for December 17, 2010

Buy him a 30-year Treasury bill!

Hey…I’m old, and my bowels are just fine, thank you. (Maybe I’m just not old enough.)

How about a Snuggie and a Clapper?

…or get him a date with a younger woman…like Zsa Zsa Gabor or Doris Day?

I’m still madly in love with Doris Day … all 86 years of her.

I am keeping Betty White for myself…

Struwwelpeter2, I’d opt for Doris Day. From what I hear, Zsa Zsa might not last long enough to make it under the Christmas tree.

Looking forward to 2/14/11 when Skeezix turns 90. Will Jim provide us a week or two of nostalgic backward look strips?

Looks like Uncle Walt won’t get anything fo Christmas. How long at his age can he wear a nice warm robe.

I sense an O’Henryesque plot twist coming?

A 30-year TBill would mature in the time it takes to complete one GA storyline.

Gift card for the Diner, or even a Real Restaurant. ‘Fast Food’ will… oh, never mind!