Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 29, 2018

Looks like a kraft fair.

I’m not sure whether that’s Gouda… bringing a wedge to hold the door open.

It must already be cold … the single ladies have left their wraps on.

Oh well…. I know that bartender thinks he’s a big wheel… but he doesn’t look like the type to make a stink.

Boy, talk about your cheesy bars. Maybe this one is in Green Bay? I wonder who the head cheese is?

As usual I was over thinking it – I was thinking cards. That’s the first “…then the light bulb came on” moment. Love the string cheeses!

The name of the establishment: The Cellar; their slogan: Get Turned with Us!

OOO! Look at all the men! Thank you, cheeses!

Now we know what Cheeses would do!!! Apologies to Tink.

The place is filling up, their really sandwiched in. The ladies are really grilling the potential suitors, but when they find the right one they’ll melt all over him.

BTW STEVEFK, they’re in Fondu Lac, WI.

OK; pretty clever for a pun!

I just hope there isn’t any cutting to be done……..

The name of this bar is Slice of Life, and it’s been grating on me what is so interesting about it. It’s a melting pot! I’ll toast to that! You can’t get my goat here, and I’ll not be cowed by your aging philosophy! I’ve seen many; I like this bar. And believe me, I get arind!

Most responsible singles bar ever – everyone came with protection.

The two on the left are just stringing each other along.