Bliss by Harry Bliss for March 26, 2018

Mark’s last session was also his best.

If your life were less boring, you wouldn’t need the slingshot.

If his life were less boring no one would sleep through the monologue

Something something inner child something something.

…and from then on the doctor never, ever, fell asleep during a session.

It’s all fun and games until someone pokes an eye out.

I know it’s a cartoon staple, like the desert island, but does anyone actually go to a psychoanalyst anymore?

Your inner child’s about to be in BIG TROUBLE.