Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 03, 2010

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    Destiny23  almost 14 years ago

    Hey chef, you forgot to put a frying pan on the ground for him to fall into! This is gonna make one dirty omelet…

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    Dutchboy1  almost 14 years ago

    Ha! The yoke’s on him.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    So there was fowl play involved then.

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    pouncingtiger  almost 14 years ago

    A sever case of “shell” shock. Dutchboy1 cracked him up.

    Wiley, this storyline is hard-boiled. It’s too bad Mr. Dumpty wasn’t.

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    mirthiful  almost 14 years ago

    That cracked me up!

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    mirthiful  almost 14 years ago

    Dang pouncingtiger, you beat by 1 minute on that one. :)

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    Sisyphos  almost 14 years ago

    This was deliberate: a warning to the other eggs! The ruthless gangster known as The Chef wanted it to be messy and visible; he wanted it to send a message!

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    nibor6  almost 14 years ago

    Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall The Chef snuck up behind him. Gave him a poke with a ball point pen, And they couldn’t put Humpty together again.

    Or something similar.

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    x_Tech  almost 14 years ago

    This just in: There appears to be a dispute regarding jurisdiction between CSI: MGU and the Literary Victims’ Unit: Lewis Carroll Division. The identity of Mr. Dumpty is in question. Sources have reveal that persons of interest at this time are a young woman known as “Alice” and a shadowy figure known only as the “The Chef.” More at 11.

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    digitig  almost 14 years ago

    Jasper Fforde’s “The Big Over Easy”, anyone?

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    waynl  almost 14 years ago

    Once they get “The Chef’s” rap sheet they’ll see he’s been involved in some serious poaching. The lead investigator swears he’s gonna make him fry!

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    brainfafe  almost 14 years ago

    “Jasper Fforde’s “The Big Over Easy”, anyone?” Glad to hear that someone else is twisted in the same way as me - or at least in the same direction.

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    grapfhics  almost 14 years ago

    It’s so hot you can …

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    Charles Brobst Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Chickens with Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy

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    twj0729  almost 14 years ago

    Wow, the punsters are out in force today!

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    steverinoCT  almost 14 years ago

    Humpty died of embarrassment– he had face all over his egg.

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    magnamax  almost 14 years ago

    The winner is—steverino good one

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    BloomCo  almost 14 years ago

    We still don’t know which came first but apparently the egg died before the chicken.

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    Digital Frog  almost 14 years ago

    A hardboiled detective drama

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    YouNeverHeardofMe  almost 14 years ago

    @BloomCo-The egg came first. Reptiles were laying eggs long before chickens where on the scene.

    Good puns everyone.

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    cdward  almost 14 years ago

    I don’t know…I think the yoke kind of fell flat.

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    thirdguy  almost 14 years ago

    I concur, the winner is steverino, runnerup is, oldfarmhand.

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    Donna Haag  almost 14 years ago

    I personnally like the way Wiley is poking at David Caruso with the lead investigator.

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    GailRubin  almost 14 years ago

    Ooh, the smell of egg decomp…. This definitely goes in the Death Cartoon Collection at The Family Plot Blog: http://thefamilyplot.wordpress.com/category/death-cartoons/

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    ses1066  almost 14 years ago

    I could tell just by looking that he was a bad egg so that goose by the chef just set him off the edge!

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    nibor6  almost 14 years ago

    What do you call the tool used for flipping over an egg in the fry-pan?

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    mzkdad  almost 14 years ago

    Lots of egg-cellent comments today

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    wicky  almost 14 years ago

    Maybe he did it for a yolk?

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    Varnes  almost 14 years ago

    I can’t believe he fell for that!

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    Justice22  almost 14 years ago

    Hmm, Same unit as in my hometown. Can’t Solve Inything!

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    alan.gurka  almost 14 years ago

    You gotta crack a few eggs to make a great omelet, so Humpty may just be the first in many more to come. (Who says you gotta get up early to throw in a lousy pun?)

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    Dtroutma  almost 14 years ago

    What does the chicken that LAID that egg feed on?? Is there a Tyronnochicken waiting in the wings to “dispose of” the chef?

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    Spyderred  almost 14 years ago

    You people have the best comments! See, Wiley, you bring out the fancy in everyone.

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    Mythreesons  almost 14 years ago

    In this case, you use the SPLATULA to turn the egg.

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    bmonk  almost 14 years ago

    Wow! GREAT comments today!

    Dare I say it (and risk waking up the trolls lurking in the wings)?

    I’m just surprised nobody blamed the Republicrats or Demicans, or Big Business, or …

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    thirdguy  almost 14 years ago

    you so don’t want to go there!!!!

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    TheVillageIdiot  almost 14 years ago

    Even if they could put him back together again…his memory would probably be scrammbled

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    thirdguy  almost 14 years ago

    Atma, is there any chance that you know a guy named Puddleglum?

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    magnamax  almost 14 years ago

    bmonk:

    QUIET! Let sleeping dogs lie. Lay? I never know;

    RE: Chicken or egg. An egg won’t hatch without a hen to keep it warm and turn it 2 or 3 times a day, so the chicken must have come first or it would have been a very short-lived species.

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    heyheyitsjayjay  almost 14 years ago

    hahaaa

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