FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 22, 2018

you drive award began, Jason… Paige may want her $2 back if you tamper her homework and make her flunk

“Dunno, how much did your last pair of glasses cost?”

What a quaint, old fashioned family. Only one computer in the house.

Paige, have you MET Jason? Did you really think he cared how much homework you have to do?

Someday karma will hit that brat in the keister!

When Jason said “How much?”, Paige should have said “Five fingers!”

What happened to the iFruit?

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“Mom! Jason won’t let me use the computer for homework!”

Cash wasted on her own failing grade.

My sister would have knocked me out of the chair in the second frame, but that wouldn’t have been as funny.

The basic rule of free enterprise: You must give in order to get.

My response to “$2,00” would be: “Nope, $3.00!”. Why? Because I charge $0.50 per page of homework to use the computer.

One computer???

Did anyone else think he was asking how much he would get paid to do it?