OH MY GOSH THIS IS FUNNY! I didn’t want my kids believing in Santa or the Easter Bunny, but for some reason, when the first one lost a tooth, I invented the Tooth Weasel. Ze tooth weasel speaks vith crazy accent! With their quarters, he leaves long, sprawling letters in a distinctive font on crumpled paper! He speaks of weasel drool and silly, glorious teeth! He sometimes gets mischievous and does things like color their toenails when they forget to leave their tooth out!
I’m still glad I didn’t tell them about Santa et al, but the Tooth Weasel has been one of our more endearing family stories(although with five children, there’s been a LOT of notes to write!).
Easter this year is on April 1. And if you think about it, dying and then coming back from the dead has to be the greatest April Fool’s prank of all time!
Templo S.U.D. over 6 years ago
well, least it’s not an Easter python (or any other egg-eating snake which would just regurgitate the Easter eggs)
Nathan Daniels over 6 years ago
OH MY GOSH THIS IS FUNNY! I didn’t want my kids believing in Santa or the Easter Bunny, but for some reason, when the first one lost a tooth, I invented the Tooth Weasel. Ze tooth weasel speaks vith crazy accent! With their quarters, he leaves long, sprawling letters in a distinctive font on crumpled paper! He speaks of weasel drool and silly, glorious teeth! He sometimes gets mischievous and does things like color their toenails when they forget to leave their tooth out!
I’m still glad I didn’t tell them about Santa et al, but the Tooth Weasel has been one of our more endearing family stories(although with five children, there’s been a LOT of notes to write!).
DM2860 over 6 years ago
Because Eastre is the goddess of fertility.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 6 years ago
BUNNY!
Godfreydaniel over 6 years ago
Personally, I’d like unicorns to out-breed rabbits……….PERSONALLY, I’d like bleedin’ werewolves to out-breed rabbits!
Kim Metzger Premium Member over 6 years ago
Easter this year is on April 1. And if you think about it, dying and then coming back from the dead has to be the greatest April Fool’s prank of all time!
johnnytiggs over 6 years ago
Weasels are super predators! Pound for pound no beast on the planet is more ferocious, more blood thirsty, more savage! NOT FUNNY!!!