Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for March 26, 2018

@Tony Maybe you should get one yourself; it does help with hangovers.

Elliot: “You said ‘ass’ – hehehe…” – as long as that doesn’t change to “pot”…

Tony asked, about 3 hours ago

Funniest food?

Tossed.

It depends on your definition of food, I suppose. And “funny.”

That so-called “cheese” that squirts out of a pressurised can is funny, but not something I’d want to eat.

I feel the same way about snails… and bulls’ …um… the part they remove to make them into steers.

Both funny, but not edible. (I know, I know…. and you can eat them if you want to…. and please, take mine.)

Then again, .once a year I’ll eat Peeps, which are funny-looking, bad for me, and probably should be considered inedible.

Some people even seem to think liverwurst is funny… I have no idea why.

I love it.

Pig’s tails and chicken feet are funny, too… but beloved in some cuisines….

and some people laugh at my delicious chicken gizzard soup.

To each his/her own.

Funniest sounding food; Kumquat. Funniest named food; Avocado (because it’s named after a certain part of the male body). Funniest food; Escargot (it’s a snail!).

Pop-corn, sounds like something Yoda would say!!!

The phunniest I could find with only a quick interwebs search on the googles was a picture of a box of Breast Munchies.

Funny? No, but fruity, yes.

It’s just not loaded with humor.

That last panel – the way he shakes the banana… – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5PLNMn3Wfg

“We haven’t done them, have we? Right. Bananas. How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. Now you, come at me with this banana. Catch! Now, it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him ’elpless”

Actually, bananas have very little potassium. Over 100 veggies and fruit have more. Bananas are the number one fruit sold in America, though.

Funniest food. Good Humor ice cream.

Ah, Peter, don’t quit your day job.