In Security by Bea R. for March 28, 2018

A modest but workable paycheck + Panic / sexual tension*peer pressure = sweat all over the table!

Well if she accepts tears as tips you’re good.

Ellie likes cats, the best way I can think of to win her over is by borrowing Sam’s “Lumbercats” costume. XD

Nice mix of camera placements today. ✨

Love the full-length pic of Ellie in Panel #1. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Seriously, having major flashbacks to that pizza place in my own life.

My “Wing Men” were less than useless in that situation, too. ✨

As I think I’d mentioned, we would tip ‘our’ Ellie quite handsomely relative to the bill, though we would order on the cheap, so it kinda all evened out. ✨

“Project Insight requires insight. So I wrote an algorithm.”

Go on the high end of 15 to 20%!

I didn’t know you could tip the wait staff too much…

GAH!No algorithms,please.

That might be overthinking things – on so many levels.

Tip 20%. If you’re alone, tip a bit more. That makes up for taking an entire table.

Leave a generous tip, yet not so generous as to indicate you are paying for anything more than good service (and lingering memories). Most importantly: Ask her about Ow! The opportunity is there. You cannot win if you do not play.

Be generous. Tip more than ten percent. And keep coming in and doing it—-then she’ll remember you.

At least he’s not cutting any red wires yet. But those blood vessels could pop out at any time if he’s not careful.

I’m thinking those blood vessels ‘are’ the red-and-blue wires …

Al Gore didn’t have any rhythm. Remember him doing the Macarena?

Just ASK her for Heaven’s sake!

I never actually asked a girl straight out my entire younger life.

The first time I actually did that, we ended up married for 48 years to date.

GoComics is definitely acting weird tonight. No names on replies, and clicking on "comment’ causes the page to jump to the top.