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Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 06, 2010
Transcript:
Boomer: I can't believe you don't know what a cat is! Poncho: Well, what is it? Boomer: Only the most festering globule of rancid pestilence ever to slither across this plane of existence. A virulent, mucus-covered coagulum of loathsome putrescence, so evil, so foul, that it curdles the very soul! Poncho: And its name is "Mittens"?
kreole about 14 years ago
Iâm beginning to understand the âCatapult cats to the sunâ project rationale.
COWBOY7 about 14 years ago
Good point, Poncho! Just doesnât make sense.
Hillbillyman about 14 years ago
At least the Cats do their busines in a sand box and not on the carpet.
twj0729 about 14 years ago
âMittens!â Itâs hard to believe that anything with a name like Mittens could âcurdle the very soulâ of anything!
cleokaya about 14 years ago
Hilarious!
odeliasimone about 14 years ago
No no, you have it wrong. Cats are not (insert your choice of word in here) republicans/democrats!
fritzoid Premium Member about 14 years ago
Hey, they donât name THEMSELVES âMittensâ; itâs their human dupes who do that. Boomer is expressing a deeper truth.
âThey say the Devil hath power to assume a pleasing shape.â Outside, cats are sleek and fluffy. Inside, theyâre soulless killers who wouldnât think twice about biting through your neck if they were big enough to manage it.
battycomic Premium Member about 14 years ago
I think itâs some kind of code name, Poncho.
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The Duke 1 about 14 years ago
Good description of a cat!
capitaljazzfan about 14 years ago
u know that dog is alldat!!!!!!!
macjack about 14 years ago
putrescence and coagulum ? Wasnât that a heavy metal band from Boston?
MisngNOLA about 14 years ago
mac, I always thought they were from sturbridgeâŠ
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 14 years ago
JFri, :-P :-P
cdward about 14 years ago
Pestilence, thy name is Mittens.
craigwestlake about 14 years ago
Heâs just bigoted - or would that be âDogitedâ?âŠ
alan.gurka about 14 years ago
Is GeneralMod a spammer? Are they coming back after a nice, long absence?
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 14 years ago
algurka, No GeneralMod can make or break you here at gocomics! :-D Heâs one of the moderators that watch over the sight!
Shikamoo Premium Member about 14 years ago
Fie on you JFri! Mua is a sweet cat.
Iâm not sure about Mittens though. :-D