Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 06, 2010

Marty has basically given up. Please tell me something, Gil, I beg you.

I do HS sports on a small town station and I have to say - panel 1 is true life. I’ve had that conversation with coaches many times.

The gameday choice for Marty…scotch or bourbon. Gilmeister is fortunate to have the two Bobs in P2 on staff. Kaz and Vila. If Marty torches the pressbox, Vila can build a better, more flammable one.

Moon might be an arss, but Gil is so arrogant. If P1 was with the hot TV reporter Gil would have been swooning all over her with tidbits of game strategies.

“This Wildcat goes by the name of Mimi!”

It may seem like he’s giving up, but media people ask those questions prior to every broadcast or telecast.

In P1, Gil’s answer should have been “yes, in my sweater … and my forehead”

I forgot that Gil had a bearded assistant.

At first I thought it was the dude from Camp Foster Kids and Gil had hired his as a motivational coach or sports psychologist.

Marty’s making a move … next stop, sideline reporter for a network, then on to “Dancing With the Stars!”

Please, please, please No Jamarr as the star-have him blow out his knee being a decoy and the best wildcat of the year Torrey scores again.

Marty should be asking Gil why they are still playing football in December with no end in sight.