Pickles by Brian Crane for May 13, 2018

Funny how the follicles migrate down from your scalp. I was behind a man in a checkout line once and he had a thick forest of grey hair growing on his ear shells. Now that was some serious ear hair!

Well van Gogh had remarkable success with a straight razor. One shave and it was gone!

Ah yes, another sign the honeymoon is over.

It’s a real “problem,” fortunately a good barber babe will take them out with some buzzing clippers they use.

Cutting the rims are the hardest.

Not sure if many women like the look of overly hairy ears and bushy brows. Manscaping is never a bad thing.

Interesting how that hair energy goes to odd places.. the ears; nose and where the sun don’t shine. Plucking the ears work.. the others not so much…

Don’t forget the crazy eyebrows! When the hair grows like crabgrass and you look like a mad scientist. >D

What, no Van Gogh joke, Opal?

Depilatory cream? Careful not to leave it on too long or push it too far into the ears.

They do make shielded trimmers just for nose and ear hair.

Battery operated nose hair trimmer. Works in the ears too.

Why do they keep cutting this strip short. They have done that to other strips at one time or another. This is the only one where they have continued to do this. I sent an e-mail about this issue when they were cutting more than one strip short and they insisted that they never cut strips short.