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Old joke: In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear confrontations, the Montana Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and be alert for bears while in the field. …We advise that outdoorsmen wear small bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren’t expecting them, and to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter….
It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear droppings. Black bear droppings are smaller and contain lots of berries and fur. Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in it and smell like pepper.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Nothing a good mouthful of salmon won’t take care of.
Stevefk almost 7 years ago
Just bear with him until he has a chance to brush his teeth – it looks like he just woke up.
Less Monday... More Friday almost 7 years ago
Give him a moment, he’ll think of something witty.
J Short almost 7 years ago
Old joke: In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear confrontations, the Montana Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and be alert for bears while in the field. …We advise that outdoorsmen wear small bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren’t expecting them, and to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter….
It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear droppings. Black bear droppings are smaller and contain lots of berries and fur. Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in it and smell like pepper.
SunflowerGirl100 almost 7 years ago
I’ve heard that in Alaska the bears refer to bicyclists as “meals on wheels.”
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 7 years ago
You were expecting a burst of blueberry and mint?
DanFlak almost 7 years ago
What? Half-past April already? I thought I set my alarm for March.