Kliban by B. Kliban for May 04, 2018

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    dadoctah  almost 7 years ago

    “Enough” would be an improvement.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    I have always thought this has to be one of those med school jokes. During an intern’s GI rotation; “Who’s your next patient?” “I don’t know, some a-hole.”

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    drycurt  almost 7 years ago

    I once woke up and the biggest one was gone. That was the beginning of many a happy day.

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    Masterskrain  almost 7 years ago

    Just move to Washington, D.C. …

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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    They’re making more all the time.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    America’s chief domestic product. NRA strong!

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    Linguist  almost 7 years ago

    The Third Veritable Truth, along with Death and Taxes !

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    sandflea  almost 7 years ago

    They’re everywhere. They’re everywhere!!!!!!

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 7 years ago

    And in the spring they sprouted up, here an a-hole, there an a-hole, everywhere an a-hole. Old Farmer Trump had a farm: a-hole, a-hole, a-hole!

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    commerce1943  almost 7 years ago

    Yeah, 11/6/2016…but she’s still making excuses.

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    carlzr  almost 7 years ago

    On the tv show M.A.S.H. Hawkeye once told Radar O’Reilly that officers never go to the bathroom. They just explode when they are 50 years old.

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    jpozenel  almost 7 years ago

    I would have the opposite reaction when waking up to this thought.

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