Close to Home by John McPherson for April 10, 2018

That kitteh doesn’t walk outside. It parks outside.

Garfield’s brother?

Now there’s room for Itsy.

When someone asks where’s the cat and she replies he’s around the house she really means he’s around the house.

Hinges? You’re gonna need a Genie to get that thing open….

Just give Itsy his or her own key.

Measure twice, cut once.

My nephew’s cat is like this.

Obesity is not just in people.

I had a big cat once. It weighed over 30lbs. And it wasn’t fat. A coon manx I believe they told me. Had to have a dog collar.

You should see his litter box!

When Itsy comes in, it’s literally barging in.

Itsy but not bitsy anymore!

Old joke: A man had five pet doors in his door. Asked why, he said he had five cats. “Couldn’t they all use the same door?” “When I say ‘Scat!’ I mean scat.”

Just install a garage door.

Awww she’s a brick…house…she’s mighty, mighty…just lettin’ It all MEOW!

Heck, just give it a Key to the door.

We couldn’t have the cat door. Skunks and other wild critters would occasionally come to visit.Up and down to let a cat in or out. Mom used to joke that my first job was “Doorman at a Cat house!”

Itty-Bitty-Bitsy is now a Big-Fat-Cat.

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