Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for April 19, 2018

let the merchandising begin

I haven’t always been Doctor Toon

For 20 years I sold tires as Doctor Tire

In high school and college I was known as Doctor Toker

Ooh, can I be his sidekick: nos-nosirrom

So I suppose NEWman is out of the question?

And with any luck, his enemies will wipe out his loved ones.