WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for April 18, 2018

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    electricshadow Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Clearly, he doesn’t understand the gravity of his situation.

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    Bilan  over 6 years ago

    C’mon Doc! Have you ever tried sleeping with a planetary body revolving around your head?

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    stepham  over 6 years ago

    Speak Your Tidal Forces!

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    Qiset  over 6 years ago

    I want one!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 6 years ago

    Too much Orbit chewing gum?

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    Nuliajuk  over 6 years ago

    Is this one of those people who thinks he’s the centre of the universe?

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 6 years ago

    On the other hand, it’s gonna hurt like hell when it strikes down in 8.3 billion years.

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    bbbmorrell  over 6 years ago

    Terry Pratchett discussed this disease in his Discworld books…. big egos were involved.

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    kr155150 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    He might be the Emperor of Dragaera. What House is he from?

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    Bill The Nuke  over 6 years ago

    That’s not a moon! It’s a ship! The Death Star!

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    pcolli  over 6 years ago

    We already have two orbits in our heads.

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    InquireWithin  over 6 years ago

    Yo daddy’s head is so fat it’s got its own moon. Yo daddy’s head is so fat that when he walks outside people think it’s an eclipse. (I suppose that could be true in this situation, depending on your viewing angle.)

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    6turtle9  over 6 years ago

    Hmm, so then are his toilet machinations dictated by the tides?

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 6 years ago

    Reminds me of Halo from “Grrl Power.”

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    Daeder  over 6 years ago

    That’s no moon…

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    Widdershins  over 6 years ago

    “That’s no moon!”

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