Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 19, 2018

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 6 years ago

    The man of the cloth is not Buddhist if he were to meditate.

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Thump both parties on the head, and dump them in the canal. They can meditate in the water.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 6 years ago

    Well, they acknowledged your advice during the erk, listened to your clarification at the ow and the oof. Presumably they’ve reconciled by now.

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    Sandfan  over 6 years ago

    Have you heard about the Buddhist who refused Novocain for a root canal because he wanted to transcend dental meditation?

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    joefearsnothing  over 6 years ago

    Reminds me of times I was caught napping in class. I would say that I was meditating and it was part of my religious right!Did it work? Of course not!;o)

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    Godfreydaniel  over 6 years ago

    The vicar might want to go meditate on a mountaintop, far away from fight clouds……

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    Godfreydaniel  over 6 years ago

    “Can I mediate?”

    “Naw, too medium!”

    “Well, then, can I arbitrate?”

    “Naw, too arbitrary!”

    “Well, then, can I join in?”

    “Naw, three’s a bleedin’ crowd!”

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    Fan o’ Lio.  over 6 years ago

    @Sandfan I just sent you an email at w_fancher@yahoo.com. Is this still a good address?

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    Sandfan  over 6 years ago

    @WIREPUNCHR

    You’re right. I blew the punch line. My bad!

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    Fan o’ Lio.  over 6 years ago

    Flo’s addiction

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    tad1  over 6 years ago

    I doubt mediating would help much either.

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