Bliss by Harry Bliss for April 28, 2018

They got it at a garage sale in Baghdad.

What will you give me for this WWII era projectile, pristine condition, never been detonated? I will even throw in this vial of Plutonium 239.

Those sneaky little geriterrorists’ll fool ya’ every time.

Now I get why TSA pats down those seniors.

Outdated, just like its owners.

Well, at least now we know where they are.

Is that Dick Cheney and his wife?

Welby, MD. They outlived him