Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 09, 2018

So, how old is your “mistake”, bub?

That’s when the ‘L’ in the word LUCK gets replaced with the letter ‘F’

I do have one joke where it is imperative I use the “F” word. It involves a real-life situation with my sister-in-law, her husband and their 4 adult daughters. My in-laws urged the girls to practice safe sex. The girls went along with using condoms, but not necessarily buying them.

I heard my brother-in-law complain, “They stole me * * *ing rubbers!” To which I replied, “You know that’s the first time I’ve ever heard that adjective used properly.”

Especially when it’s that cute young barmaid that Aunty doesn’t like.

The line between “getting lucky” & “bad luck” can be a bit blurry at times.

A situation wherein the good luck and bad luck is separated by a full nine months! ☺

Or marrying Auntie.

And the Dragoncat Award for Best ROTFLMAO goes to Ged Backland!

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