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If everything Midas touched turned to gold, why did his clothes not change to gold?! Similarly, if the third cousin turns everything to bronze with his touch, his clothes should also be bronze. And while I am at it, how can they eat anything if everything turns to gold or bronze? Those are all the things I thought about when I first heard these stories. I know: I am weird.
mddshubby2005 almost 7 years ago
A young George Hamilton makes his mark.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 7 years ago
It’s not gold, but it’s not bad.
Superfrog almost 7 years ago
His second cousin has a horse named “Silver”.
decalwrites almost 7 years ago
All of that must make taking a leak a bit awkward.
Stevefk almost 7 years ago
This must have happened in the Bronze age.
Kaputnik almost 7 years ago
And then there’s his distant relative in the fertilizer business.
Andrew Sleeth almost 7 years ago
There’s a lot to be said for alloys.
joefearsnothing almost 7 years ago
So he’s the one responsible for all those ugly babyshoes of the past!
nosirrom almost 7 years ago
King Midas’ third cousin finally settled down and “Then Came Bronzeson”
sfreader1 almost 7 years ago
If everything Midas touched turned to gold, why did his clothes not change to gold?! Similarly, if the third cousin turns everything to bronze with his touch, his clothes should also be bronze. And while I am at it, how can they eat anything if everything turns to gold or bronze? Those are all the things I thought about when I first heard these stories. I know: I am weird.
KEA almost 7 years ago
Uh, isn’t that the Burger King?
WCraft Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Must be his “third cousin”…
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 7 years ago
Weird…is he feeling bouquet?
Kirk Barnes Premium Member almost 7 years ago
“Hey! That bust wasn’t yours to bronze!”