If everything Midas touched turned to gold, why did his clothes not change to gold?! Similarly, if the third cousin turns everything to bronze with his touch, his clothes should also be bronze. And while I am at it, how can they eat anything if everything turns to gold or bronze? Those are all the things I thought about when I first heard these stories. I know: I am weird.
mddshubby2005 about 6 years ago
A young George Hamilton makes his mark.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 6 years ago
It’s not gold, but it’s not bad.
Superfrog about 6 years ago
His second cousin has a horse named “Silver”.
decalwrites about 6 years ago
All of that must make taking a leak a bit awkward.
Stevefk about 6 years ago
This must have happened in the Bronze age.
Kaputnik about 6 years ago
And then there’s his distant relative in the fertilizer business.
Andrew Sleeth about 6 years ago
There’s a lot to be said for alloys.
joefearsnothing about 6 years ago
So he’s the one responsible for all those ugly babyshoes of the past!
nosirrom about 6 years ago
King Midas’ third cousin finally settled down and “Then Came Bronzeson”
sfreader1 about 6 years ago
If everything Midas touched turned to gold, why did his clothes not change to gold?! Similarly, if the third cousin turns everything to bronze with his touch, his clothes should also be bronze. And while I am at it, how can they eat anything if everything turns to gold or bronze? Those are all the things I thought about when I first heard these stories. I know: I am weird.
KEA about 6 years ago
Uh, isn’t that the Burger King?
WCraft Premium Member about 6 years ago
Must be his “third cousin”…
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 6 years ago
Weird…is he feeling bouquet?
Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 6 years ago
“Hey! That bust wasn’t yours to bronze!”