Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 27, 2018

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    mddshubby2005  almost 7 years ago

    A young George Hamilton makes his mark.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    It’s not gold, but it’s not bad.

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    Superfrog  almost 7 years ago

    His second cousin has a horse named “Silver”.

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    decalwrites  almost 7 years ago

    All of that must make taking a leak a bit awkward.

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    Stevefk  almost 7 years ago

    This must have happened in the Bronze age.

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    Kaputnik  almost 7 years ago

    And then there’s his distant relative in the fertilizer business.

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 7 years ago

    There’s a lot to be said for alloys.

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    joefearsnothing  almost 7 years ago

    So he’s the one responsible for all those ugly babyshoes of the past!

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    nosirrom  almost 7 years ago

    King Midas’ third cousin finally settled down and “Then Came Bronzeson”

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    sfreader1  almost 7 years ago

    If everything Midas touched turned to gold, why did his clothes not change to gold?! Similarly, if the third cousin turns everything to bronze with his touch, his clothes should also be bronze. And while I am at it, how can they eat anything if everything turns to gold or bronze? Those are all the things I thought about when I first heard these stories. I know: I am weird.

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    KEA  almost 7 years ago

    Uh, isn’t that the Burger King?

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Must be his “third cousin”…

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 7 years ago

    Weird…is he feeling bouquet?

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    “Hey! That bust wasn’t yours to bronze!”

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