Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 09, 2010

I like the PAEUA guy.

Or else, against what a frustrated Marine once calls GNATs (Garish Name Acquisition Techniques).

I’m a long-time member of People Unashamedly Naming Surreal Thematic Eccentric Ridiculous Similes (PUNSTERS)

I’m with MAFIA. Take the squirrel, leave the cannoli.

Oh, just have Oldbot play heavy metal for a few days - even an insane dictator couldn’t handle that!

I’m starting PEEPER, Pragmatists for the Early Euthanasia of People Encouraging Ridiculousness.

I work for the worlds largest generator of acronyms….

I support PETCAT, People for the Early Termination of Cute Acronym Terminology.

I’m with the

Institute for the Removal of Obnoxious Nomenclature, Idioms, and Clichés

Isn’t that IRONIC?

you like acronyms?

join the military and learn an entirely new language that nobody else with be able to understand

It’s not just the military–it’s the whole federal gov’t! By the way, how do you pronounce “PAEUA?” Does it sound like the noise when I’m ralphing?

I’m from the other PETA,

People Eating Tasty Animals.

And I’m of two minds. Fried or stewed?

Baked!

With a dry rub of cajun spices. Surrounded by cloves of garlic.

I love animals. They’re delicious!

POEBSFYF:

People fOr thE arBitrary uSe oF acronYm signiFiers

WHORE: An adjunct of COYOTE (Call Off Your Old Tired Ethics). That one exists (or did), by the way.

Sorry but the winner has to be Arthur Allen. Brilliant

I got a brochure from POWDER: People Who Don’t Know How to Spell.

I am with PAMITA: People Are More Important Than Animals…