Close to Home by John McPherson for April 20, 2018

The dimple in her chin is really her navel, you don’t want to know what her cleavage is.

The people are not drawn realistically. Too normal, too human looking. With this much cosmetic surgery people usually look like half melted manikins.

It looks like they were also graduates of the Weston Rogaine Academy as well.

I read just yesterday they are now doing nipple surgery; this proves it.

They might appear younger but, they’re still ugly…or as my grandpa used to say “ruint”! ;o)

Jane Fonda is among the alumni.

Thanks for the laugh. I needed a lift.

Never comment on a woman´s age or weight

If you check the tag, she’s 50% polyester blend!

Everybody looks so good!