Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 15, 2018

As a certain Warner Brothers water fowl used to say, Poncho, “you’re despicable.”

And yet this lame duck has decided to confide in Poncho. I look forward to the story as it develops.

Nobody uses a rifle on ducks! Grazed by a “bullet” indeed!

Come on Poncho. Don’t just stand there, call 911 for the poor duck.

I guess they just winged him.

what breed of dog is Poncho? I was thinking those little English bull dogs

Wow, that is the most subtle, yet effective, example of a sheepish look I have ever seen. Well done sir.

Other dogs retrieve, as well.

It’s a Golden retriever. They retrieve gold.

How come Chocolate Labrador Retrievers never bring back chocolate?