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When I was a kid I fell asleep on the toilet once. I worry that all of this is a dream and when the best part of my life happens, I will wake up as a 6 year old still on the toilet.
katina.cooper about 6 years ago
That just means that Santa will have something to eat, just as soon as he pries it out of the back of your head.
6turtle9 about 6 years ago
Caned to death. How sweet.
Petemejia77 about 6 years ago
Would’ve been great if her severd tongue was at the end of the cane!
katina.cooper about 6 years ago
Fran’s deepest fear is that there would be no more comic strips to show. That fear has come true.
therealameonyx almost 6 years ago
When I was a kid I fell asleep on the toilet once. I worry that all of this is a dream and when the best part of my life happens, I will wake up as a 6 year old still on the toilet.