Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 30, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  over 6 years ago

    Tomorrow, Pig will throw a jacket on it.

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    Robin Harwood  over 6 years ago

    Quite right, Pig. Never rush into these things. If you feel the urge to exercise, lie down with a damp cloth over your eyes, and wait for the urge to go away.

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    knight1192a  over 6 years ago

    Seems to be what most folks do with any exercise equipment when they first get it. Just stare at it.

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    Adiraiju  over 6 years ago

    Get nice and panicky first.

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    PICTO  over 6 years ago

    We bought a new treadmill and when we moved the pile of clothes in the corner of the basement to make room for it, we found a new treadmill.

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    Stevefk  over 6 years ago

    C’mon, who ever heard of a skinny pig? Stay nice and plump! It’s all in good taste!

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    dwane.scoty1  over 6 years ago

    Treadmill perfect for Steph; sort of like his imagination Stream!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 6 years ago

    Hang one of those old “don’t tread on me” flags on it.

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    e.groves  over 6 years ago

    “Start Slow and Taper Off”. That’s my motto.

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    jessegooddog  over 6 years ago

    My husband’s doctor suggested a treadmill to help him recover from surgery. We live in a valley at the base of the High Sierra, with hundreds of miles of open space and hiking trails. Dumbest advice he received.

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    F-Flash  over 6 years ago

    Tread softly pig.

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    AtariDragon  over 6 years ago

    Assembling the equipment can be quite a workout.

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    GeifuKe  over 6 years ago

    I think Stephan treaded on this milling topic a few weeks ago, did he? As for me, I would rather have a bench and bar and free weights.

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    Perkycat  over 6 years ago

    Am I the only one that uses my treadmill?? I use it in the winter when it is too cold to get out and in the summer when it is too hot. I’m on my second treadmill – I wore out the first.

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    Blot  over 6 years ago

    MORE CROCS!

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    Satchel,Koko,LDL,Kenny  over 6 years ago

    Where have all the adverbs gone?

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    Daeder  over 6 years ago

    Maybe tomorrow he’ll switch it on!

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 6 years ago

    Either start running on the treadmill, Pig, as what it’s intended to do, or make it into a clothes rack.

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    Dward  over 6 years ago

    I can tell I am getting old as my wife and I go to the mall near our house to walk in the winter and summer. Right now walking outside is good.

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    I like the way Pig approaches this New Thing. You can’t be too cautious! Who knows what tricks it might play on you (like making you run fast or maybe even uphill)?

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    ND Cool Z  over 6 years ago

    Yes Pig, it’s good to start slow, considering you bought that treadmill the week before and never use it.

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