Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 19, 2018

So, Calvin finally found out he didn’t come from Kmart.

She’s just trying to remember the good times, Calvin.

I think this pretty much defines that the target audience is not kids.

Relax, Mom; it only seemed like 6 years.

I doubt she can top MY mother, Calvin. My mother was in labor with me for 23 hours!

Actually, Calvin, that’s all she tells you she’s thinking about.

LOL! It’s only proper that Calvin would be painful from the very beginning!

Call him at work and tell him the house burned down. When he gets home and sees it didn’t, tell him about the binoculars. Worth a try.

And it was (and is) hard labor, no doubt. That poor, poor woman.

Dad got the pair for $2 at Walmart. As a father myself, no way would his dad trust Calvin with a $200 pair!

And that’s still all she can talk about. MOMS.

Giving birth is easy compared to the next 18 ( to 25 . . . ) years.

She’s still in labor.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!