In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for April 24, 2018

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member over 6 years ago

    “And at that moment, the player turned and drove the ball directly into the disruptive spectator’s forehead. Not wanting to bother looking through the rules for whether this was allowed, the officials decided to allow the player to take a one-stroke penalty and play his ball from a dropped position of one club-length from the now-comatose spectator’s feet. None of the other players, nor anyone in the crowd, contested this decision.”

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    jarvisloop  over 6 years ago

    In the midst of roaring crowds, a hitter can hit a curve ball that was originally going for his head, and an end can catch a 40-yard throw (also while being chased by a defender who wants to grind him into pulp). But a golfer who wants to a stationary object needs complete silence. Professional golfers are a bunch of snowflakes.

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Golf is unAmerican. In America, high score always wins!

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