Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for December 02, 2010

Just use Google Translate, it works great!

He got short-sheeted.

That’s why it was so cheap. If it wasn’t like you’d have paid a wing and a leg.

faces in her hair.

I never did like mocking birds!

Did the mockingbird sing the song? There’s a diamond ring involved here.

Mockingbirds usually just mimic other birds so there could be a copyright lawsuit too.

They also mimic other things, such as rusty hinges. There used to be one who did so loudly, and promptly at 6 AM or so. I called him Rodan after the Japanese movie monster. I finally saw and heard him face-to-face in our front yard one Saturday afternoon.

Ok, so he isn’t that sharp and his hair color isn’t natural. It’s only a minor problem, no need to make a major case out of it. It was an accidental mistake, just give it a rest or there could be more treble coming…

So you never should have sent him shopping in the first place!

Good Morning Everyone

Wow, she loves her jewelry!

Everyday the same old song and rants.

Bought from Willie “Jailbird” Nelson trying to raise funds for his mary jane trial?

Hey, cleo, stop mocking them. :-)

The song was “She’s Only A Bird In a Gilded Cage.”

How about this bird for mimicry? (more sounds

The bird in the cartoon looks very sheepish. Maybe he got a copy of “Mary had a little lamb”?

@ bmonk I think it was “Baa-baa Black Sheep**.

Maybe it was Harry Bellefonte’s mockingbird singing “Yellow Bird!”