Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 23, 2018

That retriever is certainly resourceful.

Meanwhile, Poncho, did this bus say WILDERNESS on the front? And how will you get home?

Expect a wild ride. It’s the Blue bus.

“Driver, where you taking us?”

Well, life is about the journey and the wilderness is all about the destination. So a bus to the park is pretty much exactly what I would expect from Poncho. Lets not get carried away with the helpfulness here.

At least you are helping, not hindering, Poncho.

Ummm….Mr. Mallard? You’re a DUCK. Ducks can FLY, birdbrain! Dogs can’t. So simply get airborne and out of the dog’s reach and far, far away so he doesn’t find you.

Duck was wounded.Needs assistance from the wounded warrior project to get back to his habitat.

I just like how the golden’s tail is always wagging eagerly, even when he’s doing a neighborhood canvas.

Why do I hear the Midnight Cowboy theme?

I admire that retriever’s DOGGED determination.

Since when do ducks have feet like chickens?