Monty by Jim Meddick for May 08, 2018

I guess Monty and Dehlia don’t carry smartphones.

Seems like Monty has her just where he wants her. A nice cosy car to snuggle up in to keep warm until morning.

There is a reason we don’t live out in nature.

Anyone else surprised he didn’t lose the keys?

I have a Jeep Wrangler and the doors are hard to close, glad the dome light goes out after a bit.

Is it just a coincidence, that MONTE and FUBAR have the same number of lettersÉ

Is Monty driving a Yugo?

No worries if he has a manual transmission. Dehlia can push and Monty can pop the clutch. If it’s an automatic she better be really fit or parked on a hill.

If it wasn’t a dead battery, he would have been out of gas.

After sucking on that sock and hiking for a day or two the air freshener is a nice touch.

Doh! Time to get one of those emergency chargers and keep it in the car!

I hope Monty’s Syndrome (recently identified by medical science) isn’t too contagious. I would hate to see Dehlia wind up like him.

What a loser!

That monty dude just can’t win.