“Shear” delight…….
Shear hell.
And not a single nick. Best shearing machine ever.
“Rory Airlines. We put the BZZZZT in flying!”
Do you feel a draft? It feels drafty…
He’ll enjoy it better if the air conditioning is off.
I rarely fly but get “randomly” selected every single time. We think it’s because I have a slightly higher magnetic field than most people and I trip a sensor – I’m a lily white person so it’s not profiling.
That’s brilliant! Everyone who gets selected for additional screening at the airport should receive a free haircut as compensation!
So… Why the “random” selection?
pcolli over 6 years ago
“Shear” delight…….
GROG Premium Member over 6 years ago
Shear hell.
Plods with ...™ over 6 years ago
And not a single nick. Best shearing machine ever.
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 6 years ago
“Rory Airlines. We put the BZZZZT in flying!”
johovey over 6 years ago
Do you feel a draft? It feels drafty…
MontanaLady over 6 years ago
He’ll enjoy it better if the air conditioning is off.
poppet bear over 6 years ago
I rarely fly but get “randomly” selected every single time. We think it’s because I have a slightly higher magnetic field than most people and I trip a sensor – I’m a lily white person so it’s not profiling.
Daeder over 6 years ago
That’s brilliant! Everyone who gets selected for additional screening at the airport should receive a free haircut as compensation!
Blaize almost 2 years ago
So… Why the “random” selection?