Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for April 23, 2018

Using up your “quota” of “quotation marks”, ey Horace!

Wouldn’t work on a keyboard that way – he’d have to get some vowels attached to them, too.

When necessary, repurpose leftover quote marks as umlauts.

A. Get rid of the horned helmet, Horace.

B. Quöth the räven…

C. Some frozen lasagna dinners here in Scandihoofia were found recently to contain horse meat.

Frame 2: Card bored box.

Ör fröm Germäny…

You could hold an identify-that-quote contest.

I knöw a gööd dentist in Öslö, whö cöuld fix ö bit thät frönt tööth. His näme is Öve. Phöne him and will be gööd!

As “IF!”

Could also start a 70s throwback heavy metal band.

Punctuation never expires. It’s always around so someone can serve as grammar police…

Börk, börk, börk!

Let’s eat, Horace. Lets eat Horace.